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Meet The Eagles, BC Men’s Hockey Edition: Kevin Lohan

It’s October 3rd.

Frozen Diamond Faceoff - Ohio State v Michigan Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images

Well, I just wanted to let everyone know that we have a new student joining us. He just moved here all the way from Africa!

(...He’s from Michigan)

Name: Kevin Lohan

Number: 24

Position: Defenseman

Class Year: Graduate Student

On Wednesdays He Wears: Maroon & Gold

He Doesn’t Even Go Here: Lohan is a 5th year transfer from the University of Michigan

Background: Lohan was assistant captain at Michigan. So fetch.

2017-18 Outlook: Grool. I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.

Season Potential: The limit does not exist.

How Do We Begin To Explain Kevin Lohan: Kevin Lohan is flawless. His hair is insured for $10,000. He does car commercials... in Japan. His favorite movie is Varsity Blues. One time he met John Stamos on a plane and he told him he was pretty.

One time he punched a guy in the face. It was awesome.

Official BC Interruption Player Hashtag: #KevLo

Fun Fact: Kevin Lohan is the real, honest-to-goodness first cousin of Lindsay Lohan.

(EDITORS NOTE: We legitimately do think it is awesome that Kevin is relatated to LiLo, we’re not being bratty. For those interested, he’s a giant, tough player that isn’t afraid to play tough.)