Well, I just wanted to let everyone know that we have a new student joining us. He just moved here all the way from Africa!
(...He’s from Michigan)
Name: Kevin Lohan
Class Year: Graduate Student
On Wednesdays He Wears: Maroon & Gold
He Doesn’t Even Go Here: Lohan is a 5th year transfer from the University of Michigan
Background: Lohan was assistant captain at Michigan. So fetch.
2017-18 Outlook: Grool. I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.
Season Potential: The limit does not exist.
How Do We Begin To Explain Kevin Lohan: Kevin Lohan is flawless. His hair is insured for $10,000. He does car commercials... in Japan. His favorite movie is Varsity Blues. One time he met John Stamos on a plane and he told him he was pretty.
One time he punched a guy in the face. It was awesome.
Official BC Interruption Player Hashtag: #KevLo
Fun Fact: Kevin Lohan is the real, honest-to-goodness first cousin of Lindsay Lohan.
(EDITOR’S NOTE: We legitimately do think it is awesome that Kevin is relatated to LiLo, we’re not being bratty. For those interested, he’s a giant, tough player that isn’t afraid to play tough.)