Don't listen to what Notre Dame fans are saying, this is rivalry week. Unfortunately for BC the odds aren't looking good this week. Statistics and Vegas odds make this seem like it won't be close. But this is Boston College, and ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!! (Said in my best Kevin Garnett voice). How will you survive this game, even if it isn't close? By drinking large quantities of booze of course.
Remember BC Interruption only plays this game with water, because we like life.
Montel Harris reference....TURN TO A FRIEND AND SAY "WHO?" AND CHUCKLE/CRY. DRINK THREE
NBC makes an excuse for BC's bad season (i.e. injuries, lack of depth, youths): DRINK ONE
If they actually question the coaching of BC: DRINK AN ENTIRE SIX PACK
If your friends defend the BC coaching staff. DRINK TWO AND ARGUE WITH THEM IN WHATEVER DRUNK LOGIC YOU CAN "DUDE SPAZ SUCKS. YOURE A MOOORON!"
Te'o blows up a BC running back draw. DRINK ONE
Te'o blows up a BC running back draw....on the next play......DRINK TWO
Te'o blows up a BC running back draw....on third and long......GUZZLE IT MAN. THIS HAS BEEN A ROUGH SEASON
BC jumps out to an early lead....DRINK AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO SHUT UP YOUR SENSE OF LOGIC THAT THIS WON'T LAST LONG
If BC keeps a lead, and then decides to throw the breaks on their offense.....DRINK THREE
NBC mention that Sean Duggan is from Ohio....DRINK ONE
David Gordon reference? POP THE CHAMPAGNE STORM ALUMNI STADIUM AND STEAL THE GOAL POSTS
Reference to the last two years of BC ineptitude against the Irish: MUTE THE TV TALK TO A FRIEND AND DRINK TWO
You find yourself yelling at the TV such things as:
Where the hell was that fricking pass Chase? DRINK ONE
HOW WAS MICHAEL FLOYD THAT WIDE OPEN???? DRINK TWO
SPAZ WE ARE DOWN 24 AND YOU ARE KICKING A FIELD GOAL?!!??? DRINK THREE
HOLY CRAP ROLANDAN FINCH HAS RUN FOR 250 YARDS!!!! PLAY THE LOTTERY AND DRINK 125 YARD OLD SCOTCH
If the Notre Dame Leprechaun is telling you to shoot Jameson...SLOW DOWN YOU PROBABLY HAVE BEEN DRUGGED
BC doesn't cover the spread. DRINK TWO AND CHECK A.J'S SAFETY.
BC keeps it close. DRINK FORTY AS YOU REALIZE SPAZ ISNT GOING ANYWHERE
BC WINS! BC WINS BC WINS. DRINK THE NIGHT AWAY AND FIND EVERY IRISH FAN YOU CAN AND TAUNT THE CRAP OUT OF THEM.