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You're going to be watching the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl today, and will probably be a few drinks in already after taking today's NFL playoff action. You will probably also be worried about how the start of the work week is just a few short hours away, and will take it easy tonight with the drinking. You know, it is 9 PM on a work night ...
To that, I say nonsense. This is your second-to-last chance to watch college football for eight months, and your last chance to watch BC football for a long, long time. So, drink up, and enjoy!
THE KRAFT FIGHT HUNGER BOWL DRINKING GAME
If the ceremonial Oreo cookie coin flip lands "chocolate" ... DRINK ONE
If the Eagles win the Oreo flip and defer to the second half ... DRINK ONE
Every time they show the Golden Gate Bridge ... DRINK ONE
Every time they show Coit Tower ... DRINK ONE
Every time they show Lombard Street ... DRINK ONE
Every time they show Alcatraz ... DRINK ONE
If someone mentions that only the BC freshmen visited Alcatraz this week ... DRINK ONE
Every time someone says the "World Champions" or "World Series Champs" in reference to the San Francisco Giants ... DRINK ONE
If someone mentions that both teams share the same sideline ... DRINK ONE
Every time they show Gary Tranquill in the booth ... DRINK ONE
If someone mentions that this is a homecoming for Chase Rettig or similar mention ... DRINK ONE
Every time they show Dave Shinskie on the sidelines ... DRINK ONE
If someone mentions that Kuechly needs 23 tackles to break the single-season NCAA record for tackles ... DRINK ONE
If someone talks about Castonzo's school record for starts ... DRINK ONE
If someone mentions the ACC needs a BC victory to finish 5-4 in this year's bowl games (or flashes the ACC's bowl results on the screen) ... DRINK ONE
Every time BC's defense is referred to as the nation's top run defense ... DRINK ONE (little sip, don't want to kill you here)
If someone says Nevada has lost its last four bowl games ... DRINK ONE
If Bob Davie mentions "Notre Dame" in any way (Chase Rettig's debut was BC's home game against Notre Dame, Nevada has come a long way from losing to Notre Dame 35-0 to start the 2009 season, etc.) ... DRINK ONE
When Ted Williams' Kraft Mac 'N Cheese ad debuts ... DRINK TWO
Replays of the Ted Williams' Kraft Mac 'N Cheese ad ... DRINK ONE
For every Eagles' trip to the redzone that doesn't result in a touchdown ... DRINK TWO
Every time Boston College scores a field goal ... DRINK THREE
Every time Boston College scores an offensive touchdown ... DRINK SIX
Every time Boston College scores points on defense (safety or touchdown) ... DRINK EIGHT
Every time Boston College kicks an extra point ... DRINK ONE
Every time Boston College wins the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl ... SHOTGUN A BEER, and call out sick in the morning
HT: Nunes Magician