Thank you, citizens of Massachusetts, for your attention to this important announcement. You may now return to brawling over who shoveled out the good parking space and pretending amateur sports — outside of BU-BC hockey and the gambling lines on the first round of March Madness — do not exist.*
* No one denies this.
— Dr. Saturday's take on
UMass football to the MAC. That's "BC-BU hockey" to you, good sir. The better program gets mentioned first.
