Hi, my name is Brad Bates the Athletic Director at Boston College, and I received permission from your AD at VCU, and would like to speak with you about a spectacular new challenge of a lifetime!
How would you like to coach against the legendary and now the greatest collection Hall of Fame Coaches in College Basketball history in one conference in Pitino, Boeheim, Coach K., and Williams, and also in the best conference in College Basketball history.... the ACC!
The time is now for you Shaka Smart to set your own dream career course and beat these Coaches and earn your place in CB history and lore and make your own Hall of Fame career.
Not only that, you can Coach and send your kids to a highly respected academic institution and live in a great basketball city with great fans and have a former great College Coach in Brad Stevens and Danny Ainge to bounce off ideas with and live in one of the coolest state capital cities in the world like Richmond and stay on the East Coast close to your family and roots.
We at BC are prepared to pay you on the level or higher of the best young basketball coaches in America with huge increases for National Titles, Final Four appearances and Tournament performances.
We at BC also are in the process of arena and other infrastructure improvements with a new $335M bond passed and other huge inflows of cash and our endowment.
We will pay off any VCU buyout and also provide you with a huge signing bonus for relocation and one of the highest staff budgets for assistants and recruiting travel budgets in America since BC has a $2.2B endowment and we believe you are the right young man to lead BC to NCAA Championship Titles.
We have a very high range bracket of what the best Coaches are paid who have not one a title, and are willing to exceed that for at least 5 years or 6, with rolling clauses for performance and in your first recruiting year, you have 7 scholarships to get you off to a instant impact Shaka Rattle and Roll Start!
Wow, I am totally overwhelmed. Wow, Let me talk about it with my agent, advisers and family and I am blow away and intrigued with the thought of the challenge and competing versus those 4 legends, which has always been my dream.
I look forward to speaking with you ASAP since we need a new Head Coach and this BC Window of Opportunity for you to accept will close very quickly with the hiring season upon us.
Thanks Brad. I will let you know in a few days.
I’ll talk to you then and we really want you to come to the Heights and bring BC hoops to new Heights and we know you can and you are the right man for Boston College’s Hoops future!
Thanks. Those are kind words and I am excited about the opportunity of a lifetime and truly blow away and i need to collect my thoughts.
Talk to you soon!
Real soon, Thanks so much for all and your kind words!
That is how you do it kids. Read and learn. This is how big boys play the game of life.
So to all who disagree, let 74 throw you a nice liv-a-snap doggie treat and please stay on the porch all warm and comfy in your cozy Prada Purse carrier yipping like the losers you are!
For the reading comprehension tools: If not Shaka Smart, then just use this same delivery script for any other hot young Coach like this in America! There are plenty of great young coaches and recruiters like Shaka Smart!
There is a list in the FANPOST section and BC may not get Shaka, but you can get someone great like Shaka for your alma mater, and .....mine?
I am tired of losing in bad, sad and obsolete pathetic facilities and bad coaches with bad recruiting. Time for some winning, new stadiums, an indoor practice facility and renovating our antiquated athletic arenas at the Heights.