10. Perfected that rubber pencil thing.
9. Speculated on what BC is actually "interrupting".
8. Came up with three new reasons for despising Notre Dame fans who never went to Notre Dame.
7. Day dreamed about going to the Orange Bowl instead of the frozen chicken patty on a bun bowl.
6. Tried to figure out why NASCAR would want to advertise on a BC sports site in the first place.
5. I have a son! Who knew?
4. Porn, porn, and more porn.
3. Agreed to the terms of the restraining order from Matt Ryan.
2. Filed for personal bankruptcy after taking investment advice from guys on a sports chat board.
1. Completed a 6 foot fence around New England. Good luck getting to the Jersey Shore now bitches.