New UCONN Football Helmets Are The Greatest

Jared Wickerham

#goaac

On Thursday, UCONN née the University of Connecticut unveiled its new athletics program uniforms complete with new, Washington Huskier Jonathan logo. Things were going pretty well with the unveil of pretty bland, nondescript blue and white uniforms -- red trim tho -- with the new UCONN logo, all things considered. That is until ...

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UConn football helmet AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... phew ... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok I think I'm good AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I'm told recruits will love the-- no, sorry I can't even. If Addazio loses a single recruit to UConn with his ties to the state, former UCONN DC Don Brown and UCONN rocking these lids, I'm gonna call up Spaz to see if he'll make his triumphant coaching return to the Heights. You think I'm joking.

It's unclear how much glue was sniffed before the Nike and school officials decided that this was the best design for the new football helmet, especially considering the program had two perfectly acceptable design alternatives. UConn schadenfreude is here, here and here and it is delicious.

Let this be a lesson for all you who want Under Armour to modernize the Boston College football lids. You may want a Philadelphia Eagles-esque winged helmet, but you'll end up with Angry Chicken eyes in your helmet stripe. Don't let Angry Chicken eyes end up in your helmet stripe.

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