We are less than three days away from the begining of the season. Three days away from your Eagles stepping in the cage with the man, the myth, the legend Ed Cooley. The man who was pivotal in so much Eagle success, now seeks to take back what is his, the title belt. It is only a matter of time until you come in to Ed Cooley's Ball So Hard University and attempt to beat Cooley and the Gang. The clocks are ticking, the sand is falling through the hour glass, and, I got news for you brotha, the Atomic Leg Drop is descending from the heavens. I got one questions for all you Chestnut Hill-billies: Whatchu gonna do, brotha, when the Cooley World Order runs wild over you? cWo 4-Life!