Rivals: Jeff Comissiong To Join Brock, Sirmans On Rutgers Coaching Staff

Gene and Spazoo were not there but I understand that the San Diego Miniature Golf Course extended them an extra day when our Head Coach drained a tricky 8 footer right through the Smiling Clown mouth and his ball spit out into the hole!

Clutch!

Maybe Spaz will announce he’s taking the defensive coordinator spot at Rutgers too.

We are all witnessing a BCS Bowl caliber team completely falling apart in the span of three years. I don’t see how this could get any worse….well of course I could….Coach Flip could give Spaz an extension.

This is embarrassing.

If the report is true, Spaz now has position coach vacancies at defensive line, wide receiver, running backs and special teams. Inquire within.

I have a mean running game in NCAA ’12, think I could be a running backs coach?

Cause as long as we have Spazoo we are going to suck. This is only going to put more pressure on GDF (less on Spaz because now he has his excuses).

Coach Flip could give Spaz an extension

Maybe a lifetime one with a pasta maker and do it yourself kit for “Make Jug Wine at Home Like Prohibition!”

Then again, with the Spazoo cushion, he would have trouble crushing the grapes.

za za zing!!

What kind of message is this sending to possible recruits? No wonder BC lost out on Lynch, Grant etc. Not to bring the major doom and gloom again, but this is going to kill our recruiting pitch for this upcoming season as well. Gah.

Gettimg BC reject coaches.

Hysterical. I wish we could have dumped this steaming load of coach-crement on UCONN

Hope Bollman is bring us some more tOSU guys!

We have great team speed and the new 4 Wide receiever Spread Offense!!!!

We are gonna light up that scoreboard like a pinball machine!!

Houston is now BC South!

Transfer and lose a year is tougher in football than hoops. BC is still in Boston and a tax free $470K bunny.

I hope to revisit the Mountain Peeps whne they come for rabbit stew, squirrel and dumplings and gator fingers.

Louisiana Swamp People vs. Mountaineer Moonshiners.

74’s cup runneth over.

I didn’t think the mustache apologists could rationalize these staff departures positively. Boy was I wrong.

Yes, these assistants did BC a favor by not leaving until after NSD. So glad we held onto the recruits that we did get, which was still under the NCAA mandated maximum number of scholarships that can be awarded.

Spaz now has just two position coaches that can recruit — Devine and Siravo. That’s two out of seven.

Bollman, McGovern and Martin have all recently served as coordinators and factor less into recruiting than position coaches.

Siravo has been our recruiting coordinator since 2007, all while the Spaz apologists love to pin the 2007-08 recruiting failures on Jagodzinski. So glad BC has retained the Eagles recruiting coordinator from the years that (allegedly) set back this program on the recruiting trail in the first place.

Oh, right. Spaz pushed these guys out since they were unperforming assistants. The same guy that was rewarded for his loyalty with an undeserved HC position by an AD that apparently values loyalty above all else.

At this point, I just feel sorry for those of us that want to rationalize these moves as positive … that this is somehow part of the master plan for putting BC football back on the map. Five OCs in five years. Yeah, all part of the master plan. No red flags here about Spaz/Flip’s ability to keep a staff together.

Let’s christen someone kid and then make our move..

Spazoo walking out of the bakery and gunned down in the lot….

GDF teeing off and a graphite shaft flys into his neck……

Leahy gets ready to say Sunday Mass and drinks poisoned wine…..

In domino….spiritu……

ONLY KIDDING!!!!

Maybe we can get Whitney Houston to belt out the National Anthem on Labor Day night for Miami?

LAMO!

Notre Dame unveils new coaching staff

SOUTH BEND, Ind. (AP)—The Notre Dame coaching staff has a few new faces for the players to get used to.

Coach Brian Kelly introduced the staff on Friday, detailing the changes that have taken place since losing three coaches—all of them on offense—over the past few months.

"When you do not reach the goals that you’re looking to reach, it’s not just about your players," Kelly said. "You have to evaluate players. You have to evaluate systems. You have to evaluate coaches.

And today was to announce what I believe are some significant improvements within our staff that are going to allow us to move forward. We believe our foundation has been set."

Chuck Martin, the safeties coach and recruiting coordinator for Kelly last season, has switched sides and will be the offensive coordinator next season. He replaces Charley Molnar, who left to become the head coach at Massachusetts.

"When you’re talking about an offensive coordinator, it’s not about what you put up on the blackboard, it’s about your ability to lead and communicate, it’s your ability to get your players to play at the level necessary," Kelly said. "Chuck’s already demonstrated that, and he brings with him the experience of knowing the offense that we’re already running."

It was Martin who coached for four years under Kelly at Grand Valley State and took over the program when Kelly left. In six seasons as head coach, Martin continued to run the spread offensive system Kelly installed and the two will work together again at Notre Dame. Kelly said he will continue to call the plays on game days.

Martin will also be in charge of the quarterbacks on a day-to-day basis with a four-man race for the starting position under way.

"I just want to win football games at Notre Dame, period, end of story," Martin said. "I think that’s part of why (Kelly) made the decision. He knows I don’t have another agenda. I’m not into these stats. I’m not into building my offensive empire resume. I’m kind of a nomad. I’m an offensive guy, I’m a defensive guy."

Also gone are Ed Warinner, the offensive line coach, and Tim Hinton, the running backs coach who joined Urban Meyer’s staff at Ohio State.

Replacing Warinner is Harry Hiestand, who spent two years in the same role at Tennessee and the previous five years with the Chicago Bears of the NFL. Kelly said Hiestand is a perfect fit, and shares his vision in making the line a key in how the offense develops play by play.

"What’s important to me is that every day when I walk in the meeting room to get ready for these guys and we start our football meetings and we start practice is that I bring it every day," Hiestand said. "I’m going to ask them to bring their best effort every day when they go to practice and when they go to compete and we start spring ball."

Tony Alford takes over the running backs position after coaching wide receivers for the past two seasons under Kelly. Alford will also coach the slot wide receivers and has become the staff’s recruiting coordinator.

Scott Booker, a former intern, will coach the tight ends and be the team’s special teams coordinator. Last season’s tight end coach, Mike Denbrock, moves over to coach the outside wide receivers.

Prior to coming to Notre Dame, Booker spent five seasons as a defensive backs coach at Western Kentucky and Kent State.

Rounding out the staff changes is Bob Elliott as safeties coach. Elliott comes to Notre Dame from Iowa State, where he was the secondary coach last season. Elliott’s 33-year coaching career has been mostly on the defensive side of the ball as a secondary coach and defensive coordinator.

"He gives us, from the defensive standpoint, an incredible knowledge base," Kelly said of Elliott. "I think he will add not only to our preparation, but to the skill development of our players in the secondary."

Kelly also said Elliott possesses the ability to recruit from coast-to-coast after with a resume of coaching stops at Iowa, Kent State, Ball State, Iowa State, North Carolina, Kansas State and San Diego State.

Kelly said the combination of new and old staff gives him a staff that can improve the program he’s started to build at Notre Dame.

"That brings a synergism to your staff when you have new ideas, new ways of doing things," he said. "I think when you combine that with what we believe are some very good systems in place, I like that synergy."

Our coaches were working under an incompetent Head Coach Clown and AD.

No one really shined, and then again, you have to be in the right place?

LA MORAL: (Like Aesop, I always have to have a moral!)

These BC Coaches sought out new better jobs and opportunities AND were not replaced for the above ND reasons. BC is now just getting scraps and warmed over released bodies, or guys who Ohio State fans were all too glad to get rid of?

Since word was out about recruiting and Spazoo last September (Courtesy of Yours truly!) our Napoleon GDF missed the great 2012 hiring window of many outstanding choices, and BC did not want to eat 4 years of his own doing or the GDFxckup’s Spazoo contract extension, and this is where we are.

4 years was too many big meatballs for GDF to present to Sleeping Leahy and the Twinkie Trustees!

BC is now, a few warm energetic Coaches bodies short, a few huge tax free $470K ++ scholarships open, but we still have the simple joy of knowing GDF put himself in the BC Hall of Fame and is one of the highest paid AD’s in America!!!

What a relief!!!