Paul Simon -- Strength and Conditioning Coach

Slip slidin' away
Slip slidin' away
You know we're nearer to the ACC cellar every day
This may be the year our BC is just slip slidin' away

I live in disgustiad
My team's conditioning and strength is poor and unclear
I'm afraid that all our football skills will soon all disappear

Slip slidin' away
Slip slidin' away
That's why good players leave BC they say
The more you're there, your skills just slip slidin' away

I know a Defensive Coordinator
He became a Head Coach
These are the very excuses he mumbles
To describe his team as it just crumbles

He said we had a bad day
Ain't got no strength
On most playing days, we go soft, it's very sad
We all think of things that might have been with Jags

Slip slidin' away
Slip slidin' away
You know we are nearer Dante's last rectum of hell
Every day you're slip slidin' away, and that ain't swell

And I know a football father
Who had a BC football playing son
He always told him all the reasons
For the wrong plays he'd done

His father came a long way
Just to explain
He told his boy his playing days at BC were a sure tell
Then father turned around and said get thee to the N.F.L!

Slip slidin' away
Slip slidin' away
You know you're nearer to BC Football Program implosion every day
The more you're National recruiting is just slip slidin' away

BCI, AJ and Brian know
Spazoo makes his plan
The information's unavailable
To the mortal BC man

We're working our jobs
Collecting our pay
I believe we're gliding down the highway to hell today
Because in fact all the recruiting talent we need is slip slidin' away

Slip slidin' away
Slip slidin' away
Slip slidin' away
The more you read and look my BC Football is slip slidin' away

All due apologies and thanks to Paul Simon.