Thank you, citizens of Massachusetts, for your attention to this important announcement. You may...
Thank you, citizens of Massachusetts, for your attention to this important announcement. You may now return to brawling over who shoveled out the good parking space and pretending amateur sports — outside of BU-BC hockey and the gambling lines on the first round of March Madness — do not exist.*
* No one denies this.
— Dr. Saturday's take on UMass football to the MAC. That's "BC-BU hockey" to you, good sir. The better program gets mentioned first.

