The 2011 Spazoo Awards: New Commenter of the Year
by A.J Black on Dec 24, 2011 10:00 AM EST
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Welcome back to BC Interruption's end of the year festivities. Previously we have looked at COPCO comment of the year, and Commenter of the Year. 2011 brought many new readers who wanted to share their cantankerous views with the rest of the BC world. You were all great additions to the pack, but only five of you can be nominated, and in the end only one of you can win.
Pick your winner. Voting ends a week from Saturday at 8am.
Nominee #1: Spideyguy0
A Maryland graduate with a love for Boston College sports.
Writes Fanposts about BC Basketball that weren't very optimistic:
"Looking at the team as a whole, these guys will be lucky to win two ACC games this year. I'd honestly settle for just getting 1. Next year will be marginally better. I think the ceiling for these guys is probably #4 or 5 in the ACC as seniors"
And really doesn't like Matt Humphrey:
"I've watched every game this year except Holy Cross and Riverside and I've seen small improvement every single game, so I can say I've yet to be disapointed by this team (except Humphrey. he disapoints me and I can't stand him)."
Nominee #2: CoachJF
Takes a nihilist view on the current BC coaching regime:
"If you believe that, then you do so at least partly because of the company line of youth and injuries. If he's really recruited well, the injury bug goes away and the young mature, he should be sticking to his guns. Nah, this is the act of a confused, desperate, directionless soul."
Posted a Fanpost that gave an awesome objective look at Frank Spaziani
"The bigger question of course is the long term health of the program. A decline, ongoing for the past four seasons (Jags shouldn't skate free on this one either), requires action. Can BC afford to sit still for another year? Will Spaz turn it around given the chance in 2012 and if he does, is he still any sort of long term answer to BC's football goals?"
Nominee #3: Beerfart
Other than having the greatest name ever he has told it how it is:
"They will continue to improve under Spaz next year-not because of Spaz. They will reach an ceiling-WHAM!- and improve no more because of Spaz, when they could be better. Ceiling will be lower than it should be. "Ever to mediocrity." Great motto."
And we found out where his true allegiance lies:
"Just don't go trashing Saint Peter's. Peacocks are my team."
Nominee #4: WhoNeedsRudy
Other than having Chunks from Goonie as his avatar, he has:
Pay homage to BC Interruption with a reinterpretation of a famous Christmas poem:
"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Heights
Not a student was stirring, no one out for the night.
Their heads were hung low, lips mumbling a short prayer,
In hopes that Coach Spaz soon would not be there."
Can effectively handle the intensity of Waterwater Eagleosprey
"I'd ask what your thoughts on fiscal restraint and quantitative easing might be, but I assume the SBNation servers would explode in your quest for "cohesion.""
Nominee #5:Winhomer86
A freaking BC recruit is posting his thoughts about BC sports on our site.
He wrote a Fanpost on the Boston College Offensive Line
"Obviously everyone on the team was a part of that win and should be congratulated, especially the defense. But I think the game ball goes to the O-line and Coach Devine. Shout out to Rolandan Finch and Andre Williams as well for spanking the Maryland defense!"
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SPAZOO??? REALLY?
I am sure you know who I am and sorry for the interruption, but when you use my coined name for the incompetent idiot we have as Head Coach, at least throw old 74 a bone and give me a footnote!
Yeah, and great original idea on the poem bit too!
DISGUSTIAD!
DISGRACIAD!
Show some god damn respect!
Here is the poem I sent Leahy-Hoo and Neenancompoop
Feel free to steal my stuff.
Pathetic!
It’s a Goombaya Christmas!’Twas the night before Christmas in DeFilippo’s Yawkey house
The cheap chianti was consumed, the two Goombas were soused
The Alumni stadium stands were quiet this year and nobody cared
Forget all hopes of an ACC Title and BCS Game, we’ll never get there
Gene in his new Hall of Fame Jammies, and Spazoo in his Guido hat
Got tired of slow grind dancing and laid down for a little Eagle nap
The Goombas were now spooning in their tan and red Yawkey beds,
While Frank Sinatra and Jerry Vale songs were dancing in their heads
When out on Commonwealth Avenue there arose such an ominous clatter
Gene said, "Let’s keep cuddling, what the fans think just doesn’t matter!"
Spazoo rushed to the new Calzone War Room like a flash,
He tore opened the window and stood there, simply aghast!
When, what to the Goomba’s drunken eyes should amazingly appear
That swollen faced zombie Kevin Rogers! He was standing right there!
But Spazoo, our catatonic Head Coach, is not very mentally quick
Spazoo blurted out, "I’ll wake up Gene! He’ll just re-fire that prick!
A scared Geno sounded the alarm, and the campus police they all came
For a guy on his deathbed and medical leave, Rogers was not very tame!
In a cowardly panic, Gene and Spazoo stumbled and ran up to the Yawkey roof
Gene screamed, “Father Leahy, give him another year’s pay! Make him go poof!”
Rogers said with an icy cold stare, "You two greaseballs got no class!"
Spazoo stupidly added, "Yeah, and on first down, we still don’t pass!"
The Eagle Nation fans witnessing this “Disgustiad” let out a big sigh
One more year of the Goomba’s and our malaised program will die!
I hope you all enjoyed my ninth Christmas poem and thought it was just swell
Merry Christmas to all, except for old 74, self-banned and living in bolivian hell!
Jingle Bells.
Before all the new websites, blogs and pussifiedposters, there was only 1 guy railing against GDF, TOBlunders0-15 and the Spazoo.
74
GTFOMAM if you can’t at least show some respect and footnotes!
SPAZOO? REALLY? Twas the night before Christmas Poem? REALLY?
SPAZOO??? REALLY?
I am sure you know who I am and sorry for the senile interruption for you “plagerizing” young alums, but when you use my coined name Spazoo for the incompetent idiot we have as Head Coach, at least throw old 74 a bone and give me a footnote!
Yeah, and great original idea on the poem bit too!
9 years last? HELLO???
DISGUSTIAD!
DISGRACIAD!
Show some gxd damn respect! LMAO!
Part II:
By the way you twatwinkies……Here is the poem I actually sent Leahy-Hoo and Neenancompoop yesterday!
Even that old Jesuit stole my poem idea!!!
DISGUSTIAD!!!
Feel free to steal my stuff.
Pathetic!
It’s a Goombaya Christmas!
’Twas the night before Christmas in DeFilippo’s Yawkey house
The cheap chianti was consumed, the two Goombas were soused
The Alumni stadium stands were quiet this year and nobody cared
Forget all hopes of an ACC Title and BCS Game, we’ll never get there
Gene in his new Hall of Fame Jammies, and Spazoo in his Guido hat
Got tired of slow grind dancing and laid down for a little Eagle nap
The Goombas were now spooning in their tan and red Yawkey beds,
While Frank Sinatra and Jerry Vale songs were dancing in their heads
When out on Commonwealth Avenue there arose such an ominous clatter
Gene said, “Let’s keep cuddling, what the fans think just doesn’t matter!”
Spazoo rushed to the new Calzone War Room like a flash,
He tore opened the window and stood there, simply aghast!
When, what to the Goomba’s drunken eyes should amazingly appear
That swollen faced zombie Kevin Rogers! He was standing right there!
But Spazoo, our catatonic Head Coach, is not very mentally quick
Spazoo blurted out, "I’ll wake up Gene! He’ll just re-fire that prick!
A scared Geno sounded the alarm, and the campus police they all came
For a guy on his deathbed and medical leave, Rogers was not very tame!
In a cowardly panic, Gene and Spazoo stumbled and ran up to the Yawkey roof
Gene screamed, "Father Leahy, give him another year’s pay! Make him go poof!"
Rogers said with an icy cold stare, “You two greaseballs got no class!”
Spazoo stupidly added, “Yeah, and on first down, we still don’t pass!”
The Eagle Nation fans witnessing this "Disgustiad" let out a big sigh
One more year of the Goomba’s and our malaised program will die!
I hope you all enjoyed my ninth Christmas poem and thought it was just swell
Merry Christmas to all, except for old 74, and living in Gene DeFilippo hell!
Jingle Bells.
Before all the new BC websites, blogs and pussifiedposters, there was only 1 guy railing against GDF, TOBlunders0-15 and the Spazoo from August 2003.
That would be me.
If you behave and show some respect, I may post here and give you kids some content and out of respect for the greatest horn man on earth.
Salzano14!!!
Merry Christmas!!
74
GTFOMAM if you can’t at least show some respect and footnotes!
…awkward…
BC has the best sport graduation rate in the NCAA.
by WhoNeedsRudy on Dec 24, 2011 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
Your fan post site user features are awful!
Horrible ease of use!
Rudy is a loser.
Graduation rate card….
=== LOSER!
ENJOY!
I have no idea what the hell is going on.
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irony is a fairly recent development.
BC has the best sport graduation rate in the NCAA.
by WhoNeedsRudy on Dec 24, 2011 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
I appreciate the nomination, and offer the following words as you prepare to vote this Christmas eve:
1. I have a lot riding on this. My wife is in grad school, but nervous about leaving me home alone weeknights and weekends. A victory here would prove that I can be semi-productive on my own. Otherwise she’ll make me sign up for Spanish classes at the Learning Annex.
2. I take losing very badly (e.g. my increasingly foul language on the game threads). But, if I do lose, it will be because of youth and injury.
3. Clearly BCEagle74 is having a Herman Cain-esque breakdown. Vote him to a victory, and you’re looking at some pretty serious caps lock issues.
BC has the best sport graduation rate in the NCAA.
nevermind, BCEagle74 is not even in the running. I feel uncomfortable.
BC has the best sport graduation rate in the NCAA.
by WhoNeedsRudy on Dec 24, 2011 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
2. I take losing very badly (e.g. my increasingly foul language on the game threads). But, if I do lose, it will be because of youth and injury.
Win
Editor, BC Interruption
Shove your Caps lock up your ass
74
I have no peers. Nice try.
and fix you fan post features!
Jingle Balls!
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