In honor of Boston College playing another ranked opponent this weekend, we at BC Interruption have decided to take care of you our readers. We understand watching your favorite team get sh-allacked on television is never easy, so in order to dull that pain we have created a drinking game that in turn will get you sh-allacked. Now in order to not die of acute alcohol we recommend that you don't play this with hard alcohol, or play the entire game. But if you do try, and live to tell the tale, we'd love to hear about it.
Mention of 2007 game in Blacksburg ... happy dance around the room and DRINK ONE
They show a graphic detailing how BC has done against VT since 2007, DRINK FOUR
If you can honestly tell me what a Hokie is without cheating, DRINK ONE
Luke Kuechly saves a touchdown caused by a blown tackle by another BC defender ... DRINK ONE
Every mention of a BC Injury this season ... DRINK ONE
Mention that both Frank Spaziani and Frank Beamer are both old coaches ... DRINK TWO
... mentions Montel Harris, POUR OUT TWO FOR YOUR HOMIE
Every time the announcers mentions Kevin Rogers ... scream at your TV, cry, and DRINK ONE
Screen shot of that Virginia Tech lunch pail, yeah I get it they are blue collared and work hard, talk about beating a stupid analogy to death, DRINK TWO
Every time the score ticker shows a team BC lost to losing to someone else ... DRINK TWO
Bud Foster screaming at his defense ... DRINK ONE
Bud Foster screaming at his defense when they are up by 28 ... DRINK TWENTY
JONATHAN COLEMAN SIGHTING!....Wipe your eyes in disbelief and DRINK TWO
Any time Chase Rettig hits a pass longer than 5 yards to a receiver other than Bobby Swiggert, DRINK TWO
Deuce blasts through the hole and explodes into VT territory. Giggle like a 12 year old and DRINK TWO.
Every time the announcers make an excuse for BC playing like crap DRINK THREE
Chase Rettig is plastered by the Virginia Tech defense ... DRINK THREE
On consecutive plays ... DRINK FOUR
Three straight plays ... FINISH YOUR BEER WHILE CURSING SEAN DEVINE
Jayron Hosley Any Virginia Tech defender steps in front of Colin Larmond Jr and takes the pass back for a touchdown! DRINK FOUR
If Donte Elliot gets meaningful playing time. TURN TELEVISION OFF THIS GAME IS OVER. DRINK FIVE
Spaz looks dejected .... DRINK FOUR
You make a comment to your friend during the game about how Frank Spaziani should be fired, DRINK FIVE
You make a recommendation of who should be the next coach of Boston College, DRINK TEN
If it's Mike Leach ... DRINK CAPTAIN MORGAN YA SCALLYWAG
Spaz completely mismanages the final two minutes of the half: SCREW IT JUST DRINK SOME WATER YOU PROBABLY NEED IT AT THIS POINT
Spaz mismanages the clock while down by a reasonable score: VODKA SHOTS ALL AROUND
Virginia Tech scores on their opening drive, DRINK FIVE
Virginia Tech scores on their first two drives, DRINK TEN
Virginia Tech scores on their first three drives ... screw it put the beer down and DRINK RUBBING ALCOHOL
Every time David Wilson blasts one to the outside for a huge gain, open up Youtube watch highlights of BC's 2010 season and punch yourself in the face repeatedly ... while DRINKING FIVE
If Spiffy Evans returns a kickoff for a touchdown, put on a nice sweater, some creased slacks, your new gator shoes, and take a shot of Patron...because that's what Spiffy would want.
Announcers mention that BC's bowl streak will be ending this year ... DRINK AS MUCH AS YOU NEED
Logan Thomas scores a touchdown with his arm and his feet? JAGERBOMB TIME MOFO'S!!!
If BC actually wins this game, FIND THE GIRL YOU WANTED IN HIGH SCHOOL KISS HER AND TELL HER YOU LOVE HER. SHE WILL RECIPROCATE. AND PIGS WILL FLY, AND THE ECONOMY WILL BE FIXED AND ALL THE WORLD WILL BE AT PEACE.
If BC loses by more than 30. Grab a bottle of hard stuff, a picture of Spaz and yell at him until you can't feel anymore
Please play responsibly.