Boston College vs. Virginia Tech Football Drinking Game

In honor of Boston College playing another ranked opponent this weekend, we at BC Interruption have decided to take care of you our readers. We understand watching your favorite team get sh-allacked on television is never easy, so in order to dull that pain we have created a drinking game that in turn will get you sh-allacked. Now in order to not die of acute alcohol we recommend that you don't play this with hard alcohol, or play the entire game. But if you do try, and live to tell the tale, we'd love to hear about it.

Mention of 2007 game in Blacksburg ... happy dance around the room and DRINK ONE

They show a graphic detailing how BC has done against VT since 2007, DRINK FOUR

If you can honestly tell me what a Hokie is without cheating, DRINK ONE

Luke Kuechly saves a touchdown caused by a blown tackle by another BC defender ... DRINK ONE

Every mention of a BC Injury this season ... DRINK ONE

Mention that both Frank Spaziani and Frank Beamer are both old coaches ... DRINK TWO

... mentions Montel Harris, POUR OUT TWO FOR YOUR HOMIE

Every time the announcers mentions Kevin Rogers ... scream at your TV, cry, and DRINK ONE

Screen shot of that Virginia Tech lunch pail, yeah I get it they are blue collared and work hard, talk about beating a stupid analogy to death, DRINK TWO

Every time the score ticker shows a team BC lost to losing to someone else ... DRINK TWO

Bud Foster screaming at his defense ... DRINK ONE
Bud Foster screaming at his defense when they are up by 28 ... DRINK TWENTY

JONATHAN COLEMAN SIGHTING!....Wipe your eyes in disbelief and DRINK TWO

Any time Chase Rettig hits a pass longer than 5 yards to a receiver other than Bobby Swiggert, DRINK TWO

Deuce blasts through the hole and explodes into VT territory. Giggle like a 12 year old and DRINK TWO.

Every time the announcers make an excuse for BC playing like crap DRINK THREE

Chase Rettig is plastered by the Virginia Tech defense ... DRINK THREE

On consecutive plays ... DRINK FOUR

Three straight plays ... FINISH YOUR BEER WHILE CURSING SEAN DEVINE

Jayron Hosley Any Virginia Tech defender steps in front of Colin Larmond Jr and takes the pass back for a touchdown! DRINK FOUR

If Donte Elliot gets meaningful playing time. TURN TELEVISION OFF THIS GAME IS OVER. DRINK FIVE

Spaz looks dejected .... DRINK FOUR

You make a comment to your friend during the game about how Frank Spaziani should be fired, DRINK FIVE

You make a recommendation of who should be the next coach of Boston College, DRINK TEN

If it's Mike Leach ... DRINK CAPTAIN MORGAN YA SCALLYWAG

Spaz completely mismanages the final two minutes of the half: SCREW IT JUST DRINK SOME WATER YOU PROBABLY NEED IT AT THIS POINT

Spaz mismanages the clock while down by a reasonable score: VODKA SHOTS ALL AROUND

Virginia Tech scores on their opening drive, DRINK FIVE

Virginia Tech scores on their first two drives, DRINK TEN

Virginia Tech scores on their first three drives ... screw it put the beer down and DRINK RUBBING ALCOHOL

Every time David Wilson blasts one to the outside for a huge gain, open up Youtube watch highlights of BC's 2010 season and punch yourself in the face repeatedly ... while DRINKING FIVE

If Spiffy Evans returns a kickoff for a touchdown, put on a nice sweater, some creased slacks, your new gator shoes, and take a shot of Patron...because that's what Spiffy would want.

Announcers mention that BC's bowl streak will be ending this year ... DRINK AS MUCH AS YOU NEED

Logan Thomas scores a touchdown with his arm and his feet? JAGERBOMB TIME MOFO'S!!!

If BC actually wins this game, FIND THE GIRL YOU WANTED IN HIGH SCHOOL KISS HER AND TELL HER YOU LOVE HER. SHE WILL RECIPROCATE. AND PIGS WILL FLY, AND THE ECONOMY WILL BE FIXED AND ALL THE WORLD WILL BE AT PEACE. 

If BC loses by more than 30. Grab a bottle of hard stuff, a picture of Spaz and yell at him until you can't feel anymore

Please play responsibly.